To the normal NHL’er, a Carolina Hurricanes jersey makes you lazy, slow, and sloppy. No matter how soft your hands were, how hard your shot was, or fast you could skate, once you put on the red, white, and black, whatever that thing is on the front of the jersey rots you to the core. Exception: Jaroslav Spacek! After a trade yesterday brought Spacek to Carolina and sent Tomás Kaberle to Montreal, Spacek had a strong showing in the ‘Canes away white. With assists on both of Carolina’s goals, he nearly doubled his point total on the season. The logo on the front is the yellow sun to Spacek’s inner Clark Kent, so much so that as we see in yesterday’s #1 pic, he is developing the new finishing move he plans to use on his enemies. Witness the ‘Spacek Smash!’ Hurricanes still lost (duh, he’s not actually Superman) to the Jets 4-2.